Wednesday, March 17, 2010

It's a Jungle Out There

MEMO TO SELF... When dining in at Subway, always ask for something to clean any table that faces the line where lunch is ordered.
A really nice looking young man was in line behind me, this noon hour, at Subway. He didn't LOOK like he had a cold or even having been sick. Clean cut, nicely dressed, handsome young man...then...awwwchoo!!! A freight train came out his nose! He DID turn his head though as not to blast the counter of food products. But neither did he try to conceal it in his elbow OR hand or inside his shirt. Nooooo...we can't take the chance of being labeled as someone who doesn't share! Wait!!! Oh no! Not AGAIN!!! OMG! The train comes for another round! AWWWCHOO!!! Crap! Can't you cover that thing? Okay, just get me outta here. "To go, please."

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